everything’s perfect and ted wants to die

book by patrick swailes caldwell & ian yan
music by ian yan | lyrics by patrick swailes caldwell

In the distant future, on a utopian spaceship captained by a mysterious yet benevolent A.I, a human must uncover humanity’s path to this utopia from an unexpected source: the memories of an adorable plush frog.

selected demos

Demos performed by: Patrick Swailes Caldwell, McKenna Quigley Harrington, Tony Macht, Sheridan Stevens, Ella Stoller, Lauren Wilmore

sneak peeks from my sketchbook

development history

summer 2024 — upcoming industry reading
feb 2024 — table reading at Dramatist Guild
may 2023 — 29-hour reading at Musical Creators’ Institute

production photos